Having ruthlessly taken the piss out of TOWIE members Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge for parading their junk in these 'swimsuits' – it seems only fair that we re-examine this abomination against female undergarments.
Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you: the C-string.
This scrap of fabric sits between your legs and held in place with what appears to be a wire “tail”.
Classy, sexy, functional, it is none of these things. Enjoy.
Forget the G-string, it's time to mutilate your genitals with the C-string
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