Labour Has Promised To Give Everyone An Owl, Entire British Public Now Vows To Vote Labour (PICTURES)

The Entire British Public May Now Vote Labour

The Labour Press Team has announced a new vote-winning policy that could have a momentous effect on the 2015 General Elections.

Owls. Owls for everybody.

Either it's a head-turning policy that could give flight to Labour's polling chances, or it's tweet by someone in the press department who simply doesn’t give a hoot (sorry.)

The internet, of course, responded in glorious fashion...

But what about owls for women? Labour has since been accused of owl-based sexism. Why only "his"? Miliband has vital answers to question.

Some people are never happy…


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