Cheryl Cole, sorry, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini might have managed to pull off the seemingly impossible task of a bona-fide, proper secret wedding to her boyfriend Jean-Bernard, but that doesn't mean we haven't managed to uncover a few facts about their big day.
NINE facts, to be precise.
Like how much did their big day set them back? Who was lucky enough to be there? (clue: it wasn't us). And how many glasses of champers did Cheryl drink before she fell asleep at the wedding table?
Ok, so we don't actually know the answer to the last one, or if indeed it actually happened (it didn't) but we do know 9 actual, real things about the best kept secret in showbiz, so step this way...