Cheryl Cole, sorry, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini might have managed to pull off the seemingly impossible task of a bona-fide, proper secret wedding to her boyfriend Jean-Bernard, but that doesn't mean we haven't managed to uncover a few facts about their big day.
NINE facts, to be precise.
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Like how much did their big day set them back? Who was lucky enough to be there? (clue: it wasn't us). And how many glasses of champers did Cheryl drink before she fell asleep at the wedding table?
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Ok, so we don't actually know the answer to the last one, or if indeed it actually happened (it didn't) but we do know 9 actual, real things about the best kept secret in showbiz, so step this way...
