That’s the thing about penises – you never know when they might creep up on you.
Take lawyer Robin Jacobs, who was innocently unwrapping a Milky Bar and –BANG- found himself face-to-face with a white chocolate phallus.
He said: "It was a little bit surprising, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before - that's for sure.
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The Milky Bar Kid may or may not be lassoing a giant penis
"What on earth is a penis doing on a kids chocolate bar? There's no point denying what it looks like. It is obvious - we can all see it."
To be fair to Nestle, it’s meant to be a horse, but Jacobs, of South Woodford insists: “The penis in question is even bigger than the child – surely the people making the bar can see what it looks like.”
Jacobs was chomping down on his creamy sweet treat while watching the World Cup final on Sunday.
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He added: "I eat an awful lot of chocolate but I don't very often have Milky Bars - in all honesty I only bought it because it was on offer.
"I wasn't really paying much attention. Then I looked down and I was quite surprised to see a massive cock staring up at me.
"I'm normally a Cadbury man but I decided to give the Milky Bar a go and look what happened.
"I still ate it but I was a little put off. I don't understand why it is there.”
At time of press, Nestle had made no comment on the matter.
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