(Warning: bad language ahoy)
The viral sensation of the week (and yes, it's only Tuesday) is this story about a man who compiled a spreadsheet listing all the reasons his wife had given him for not wanting to have sex with him. And then emailed it to her.
The woman then posted the offending spreadsheet on Reddit - and it looked like this:
Naturally, the japesters of the internet have waded in. As a result of the story, Redditor Sorthum has made his own spreadsheet listing his wife’s reasons:
Nailed it. As it were.