14/08/2014 16:38 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Martha Stewart's $2,000 Beauty Routine (No, Seriously)

Domestic goddess Martha Stewart has revealed that an all-fabulous beauty routine is the secret to looking unbelievably good at 72 years-old. But $2,000 worth of lotions and potions is just plain CRAZY.

Ok, so it's not just any old beauty regime - the list is endless. It all starts with a face mask (of the firming or lifting or collagen variety), which she does five days a week alternating as she goes.

Then it's serums and toning lotions which she applies from head to toe, then moisturiser and a UV protective foundation... We'd go on but you can actually get the exact product low-down yourselves because she's shared it with The New York Times.

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In short, it actually takes 26 products and 10 beauty professionals to get Stewart looking this fabulous. Did we mention hair, fragrance, "services" and the diet?

Martha says: "I've been wearing Fracas since I was 19. I'll put fragrance on three times a day." As for diet, she's a green juice kind of gal. We knew it.

"I have a green juice that I drink every single morning. It's very important. You can be the most beautiful person on earth, and if you don't have a fitness or diet routine, you won't be beautiful," she told The New York Times.

The exact figure actually ranks up to a whopping $2,103 plus $700 on aforementioned services like eyebrows, hair and nails. Hats off to who did the costings

Not so flash with your beauty budget? Same. Here's a look at some January beauty buys that won't dent your bank card.