Remember that interview Joe Kinnear gave talkSPORT when he managed to get countless Newcastle players' names wrong? Well Paris Saint-Germain have paid a belated tribute to JFK.
Yes, you can get your very own "Yohan Kebab" snacks in Paris. That, of course, is how Kinnear referred to Newcastle's erstwhile midfielder Yohan Cabaye last year.
We're holding out hope for a Jean-Paul Gaultierrez cologne.