You've pre-bought tickets to events, you're going to the Fresher's Ball, and you put maximum effort into every single fancy dress night you can possibly attend.
It's pretty obvious you're a fresher. From a fully-functioning printer to a full fridge, there's a fair few tell-tale signs you're a newbie at uni. But it's ok, this time next year you'll be laughing at those poor new souls who don't know any better.