Relationship tip number one: if you want your other half to love something you love - say, a favourite book or movie - then why not try bombarding them with quotes from it?
That's what this British chap is doing - with memorable lines from Peter Jackson's 'The Lord of the Rings' film series.
"Even on holiday..." she says, wearily, at one point.
Yes, even on holiday. And now: all over the internet.