08/10/2014 09:05 BST | Updated 13/10/2014 11:59 BST

'Give Me Your Name, Horse-Master...' Guy Torments His Girlfriend By Endlessly Quoting 'The Lord Of The Rings' At Her

Relationship tip number one: if you want your other half to love something you love - say, a favourite book or movie - then why not try bombarding them with quotes from it?

That's what this British chap is doing - with memorable lines from Peter Jackson's 'The Lord of the Rings' film series.

"Even on holiday..." she says, wearily, at one point.

Yes, even on holiday. And now: all over the internet.