It's International Men's Day today, a day to fart, burp, be obnoxious and spout all the reasons why man is bestest.
Well no it's not actually. Not at all.
It's very much about helping to make the world a better place by challenging what it means to be "manly", highlighting positive role models and recognising the sacrifices men make for family and community.
Not that these lot would know...
#InternationalMensDay men are shit.— umlolidunno (@umlolidunno) November 19, 2014
Fortunately Sagger was swiftly pulled up on his ignornace.
Not all men are bad Sue...
I will celebrate #InternationalMensDay when they stop raping, killing, abusing, starting wars & taking up all the space on public transport— Ｓｕｅ Ｖｅｎｅｅｒ (@sueveneer) November 19, 2014
On the other hand there's swooning, which is equally inappropriate.
My world wouldn't be the same without #ChristianGrey
And husband... Of course 😉 pic.twitter.com/G0FxwAh42y— Christine (@lil_caribou) November 19, 2014
We'll just about let you off for the humour...
This is simply not true.
brisbane has been destroyed by a storm on #InternationalMensDay because god is punishing the world for still having men— Bec (@Brocklesnitch) November 19, 2014
Let's all dwell on the negatives.
Happy #InternationalMensDay! Did you know that men are responsible for 89% of crimes against the person, & 98% of sexual offences in the UK?— umlolidunno (@umlolidunno) November 19, 2014
Nope, you've missed the point entirely.
behind every strong women, there's a man who did her wrong!! thank you!!November 19, 2014
So let's look to the future then.
Apparently, today is #InternationalMensDay. What a load of shit!November 19, 2014
It was also World Toilet Day too. Not that anyone noticed.
And a great reminder of what it's all about comes from our very own Charlie Lindlar...
And for balance here are loads of GREAT people who totally got it.
It's #InternationalMensDay - Time to celebrate manliness without misogyny.— Ch.Insp Simon Nelson (@CISimonNelson) November 19, 2014
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." – Marcus Aurelius #InternationalMensDay— DM Licker (@Owaahh) November 19, 2014
Make sure you don't have testicular or prostate cancer and don't be shit to women. #InternationalMensDay— Nollaig Honey (@bigmonsterlove) November 19, 2014
It makes me very happy that on #InternationalMensDay, Julien Blanc does not get to be an International Man.— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) November 19, 2014
And here's how weird it all got.