In case you haven't realised yet, 2014 is currently being 'reviewed' in literally every possible way.
Now Play-Doh have moulded their own review out of fudgy coloured goo. It must have taken them hours. Like, a couple of hours at least.
This is something for which we are all supposed to be grateful. So why does it feel like the Earth just opened up and swallowed us whole into some kind of doughy, clay-like vortex of doom?