09/01/2015 11:22 GMT | Updated 09/01/2015 11:59 GMT

Blue Balls, Circumcision And Penis Anatomy Explained By (Very Comical) Women

When it comes to explaining a man's, urm, downstairs department, it can be a tricky process. Especially if you haven't got a meat and two veg yourself.

Despite that, these ladies have risen to the challenge after being asked to explain a whole host of male genital-related trivia including the difference between sperm and semen, what blue balls are and why men have wet dreams.

They're braver than we are.

The answers range from incredibly accurate: "A guy is really horny in his sleep but he doesn't know it, then he wakes up and BOOM" to downright ridiculous: "Does the prostate have anything to do with diabetes?"

One thing's guaranteed - you will laugh. Out. Loud.

"The sperm is the tadpoles and the semen is the guck!"


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