It's the stuff of sexual nightmares, but #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is trending on Twitter - and some of the responses are just too darn gross to not share.
So, to make you thankful for your relatively normal sex life (unless the stuff below happens to you on a regular basis, in which case - sorry!) we've highlighted a few of the
Just push the cats off.January 23, 2015
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words "I meant the music's infected"— Infected Mushroom (@infected) January 23, 2015
I learned this in prison. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words— AlanBaxter (@AlanBaxter) January 23, 2015
We've used that condom already......January 23, 2015
My mom recommended this position— . JT . (@jonathan_t_14) January 23, 2015
We should get a divorce.January 23, 2015
Can we listen to Frozen?January 23, 2015
#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words You'll be a great father— Poussey (@IamRochellem) January 23, 2015
Teeth in or teeth out? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) January 23, 2015
#MakeSexAwkwardin5Words Mind if I Instagram this?— Dave (@weird4) January 23, 2015
And then this...