#MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Is Enough To Turn Even The Horniest Of People Off

It's the stuff of sexual nightmares, but #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words is trending on Twitter - and some of the responses are just too darn gross to not share.

So, to make you thankful for your relatively normal sex life (unless the stuff below happens to you on a regular basis, in which case - sorry!) we've highlighted a few of the worst best.

Here goes...

And then this...