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02/02/2015 06:42 GMT | Updated 02/02/2015 11:59 GMT

Transfer Deadline Day Talk Turns To Jim White Facts, Which Are Hilarious (But Totally Made Up)

Transfer Deadline Day can mean only one thing. Somewhere, a sports reporter is hoping this doesn't happen...

While football fans eagerly await news of the latest moves it seemed the internet was content to entertain itself with facts about Sky Sports' Jim White.

Well, we use the word 'facts' loosely...

Turns out people appear to know a lot about his sleeping habits.

And his birth....

And he's exceptionally talented.

He is one tough cookie.

And then there was this. Some people are just a bit wrong...