Transfer Deadline Day can mean only one thing. Somewhere, a sports reporter is hoping this doesn't happen...
While football fans eagerly await news of the latest moves it seemed the internet was content to entertain itself with facts about Sky Sports' Jim White.
Well, we use the word 'facts' loosely...
Jim White doesn't eat food. He feeds solely on transfer speculation. #JimWhiteFacts— TheODDSbible (@TheOddsBible) February 2, 2015
Turns out people appear to know a lot about his sleeping habits.
Jim White doesn't sleep. He waitsFebruary 2, 2015
And his birth....
An hour after he was born he spoke fluent Russian and Chinese #JimWhiteFacts— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015
Most babies cry when they are born
Jim White shouted breaking news when he was born.February 2, 2015
And he's exceptionally talented.
#JimWhiteFacts Jim White can fold a airplane into paper— Harry Banfield (@Banfield16) February 2, 2015
Jesus can walk on water, Jim White can swim through land #JimWhiteFacts— Harry Banfield (@Banfield16) February 2, 2015
He is one tough cookie.
Jim White is so hard he walked in to burger king and asked for a big mac, and got one #JimWhiteFacts— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015
A bulletproof vest wears Jim White for protection #JimWhiteFacts— calvin briggs (@ItsBriggzy) February 2, 2015
And then there was this. Some people are just a bit wrong...