10/02/2015 08:21 GMT | Updated 10/02/2015 08:59 GMT

Stuck For A Valentine's Card Message? Try One Of These 15 Funny Quotes About Love

Valentine's Day is nearly upon us. And thus, it is time to celebrate the patron saint of love - Hallmark - and come up with some alternative messages you can put in your Valentine card/s this year (send more than one if you like. We're not here to judge).

From Oscar to Zsa Zsa, here are 15 of the finest, wittiest things that have ever been said about love, marriage and sometimes both...

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