Sadly, 'The Purple Revolution: The Year That Changed Everything' isn't a memoir by Prince about the year 1999.
It's Nigel Farage's latest tome (although at 320 pages, that description might be pushing it). And it's garnering some absolutely cracking reviews on Amazon UK.
At the time of writing, there are 503 reviews on the site, 267 of which are 5-star and 213 of which are one-star. (There's hardly anything in between. Who knew that Farage could be such a polarising figure?)
Here are some of our favourite of the one-star variety...
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