Gawd bless you, Southport FC fan. Gawd bless you and your big, white, Walter White underpants.
Yes, this supporter decided to run the full length of the pitch during Southport FC's game against Welling United at the weekend - in said big white pants - and then take a selfie of himself with goalie Tony Thompson.
He then ran some more, got chased by a steward, knocked over a corner flag, fell over and ran off.
It's the British way.
As well as entertaining the crowds for a few minutes, the streaker also delighted Thompson, it seems:
Hahaha best selfie I've ever been in 😂😂😂 https://t.co/xnvS3gImzU— Tony Thompson (@tonythompson918) April 26, 2015
Here it is caught on what looks like White Pants Cam:
Now if only David Cameron would do this at a West Ham - sorry, Aston Villa - game... Or maybe not.