Pig Arrested For Mischief, Craps In Police Car

A pig who was arrested for causing mischief showed his distaste of the police by defecating all over the back seat of their cop car.

The porker, named only as "Pig", was allegedly acting aggressively towards a woman and chased her around her garden after escaping from its rightful home.

The terrified woman ran to call the police while the animal was distracted by a lawn ornament. Police later arrived and apprehended the angry swine.

I don't have the full story yet, but one of the guys on the road just sent me in custody. Can't wait to hear all about THIS caper. (Owner did call and apparently piggy has been returned home.)

Posted by Shelby Township Police Department on Thursday, May 28, 2015

Officers from Shelby Township Police Department put the porker in the back of their car, ready to return it back to its owners.

But before long Pig decided to protest against his imprisonment by pooping. Everywhere.

"Just when you think after 25 years in the business you’ve seen it all, you get a call from a shift commander telling you that we have corralled a pig," Deputy Chief Mark Coil said. "Officers responded and were able to detain the pig and get him in the back seat of the patrol car."

"It became a biohazard relatively quickly," he added. "Luckily for the department and the officers the owner volunteered and cleaned the car for us."

Pig is now back home with his owner Brian Davis, who is happy to have not received a porking ticket.

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