The eraser part of an eraser pen was made of pig's wee the boy who leant back on his chair, cracked his head and died; and the two jelly aliens who made babies if you stuck them together.
Childhood was full of pretty gnarly rumours. Thankfully, Twitter's here to remind us all of them.
#WorstChildhoodRumors if you keep playing with it, it will fall off 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WUiAEaRH1J
— Luyanda Masito (@LuMasito_) June 11, 2015
If you keep making funny faces, it may get stuck that way forever! #WorstChildhoodRumorspic.twitter.com/WZ34BHvJPZ
— Mandy (@iFunnyMandinga) June 11, 2015
"Cotton candy is made from the hair of old women"
#WorstChildhoodRumorspic.twitter.com/UxfSDttQln
— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) June 11, 2015
If you eat any fruit with it's seed, it's tree If you eat an apple pip an apple tree will grow inside of you
— British Logic (@BritishLogic) June 11, 2015
Romeo and Juliet was the greatest LOVE story ever....#WorstChildhoodRumorspic.twitter.com/JDQp5bu7Oe
— Thrift Books (@ThriftBooksUSA) June 11, 2015
This. #WorstChildhoodRumorspic.twitter.com/1TJuhYji9E
— bettingpro (@bettingpro) June 11, 2015
If you stick two of these aliens together then they'll have babies pic.twitter.com/e9BVoAmiGf
— Primary School Probs (@PrimarySklProbs) June 11, 2015
"Getting a college degree guarantees a lifetime of success."
— Jarod Thompson (@JarodNotJared) June 11, 2015
Sitting close to the TV will cause blindness. Lies. #WorstChildhoodRumors
— candice (@candeeeland) June 11, 2015
It hurts them more than it hurts us.
#WorstChildhoodRumorspic.twitter.com/S6dLiQgYeA
— Mizz Lizard uniquely (@LMihaLove) June 11, 2015
Swallow chewing gum and it will be stuck in your stomach for 7 years. #WorstChildhoodRumors
— Kay (@BabyUkay) June 11, 2015
#WorstChildhoodRumors Your mom and dad had you because they loved each other very much.
— Nick Parker (@NickParkerOne) June 11, 2015
No one will hire you if you have tattoos & piercings. #WorstChildhoodRumors
— Book Babe (@TheBooknista) June 11, 2015
You can't swim directly after you eat or you will drown.
— Terrence (@tbtrill) June 11, 2015
#WorstChildhoodRumors More early teens than childhood, but the fruit pastille/genital wart one. Almost as sickening as misspelling rumour.
— Niall. (@NiallBaxter) June 11, 2015
#WorstChildhoodRumors if someone jumps over your head you will stop growing.
— zaynforever♥ (@tcshira) June 11, 2015