11/06/2015 13:02 BST | Updated 11/06/2015 13:59 BST

The Worst Childhood Rumours Hashtag Is The Best Thing On Twitter Today

The eraser part of an eraser pen was made of pig's wee the boy who leant back on his chair, cracked his head and died; and the two jelly aliens who made babies if you stuck them together.

Childhood was full of pretty gnarly rumours. Thankfully, Twitter's here to remind us all of them.