15/06/2015 07:52 BST | Updated 15/06/2015 07:59 BST

11 Spoiler-Free Ways To Make Sure You Avoid 'Game Of Thrones' Spoilers

If you're like most of the British public today, you've woken up to a world of danger. The internet is full of 'Game Of Thrones' spoilers, the train is a-buzz with people talking about the finale and your office is a minefield of potential show-ruiners. Here's 11 ways to make sure you get yourself through today without having your evening viewing destroyed:

1. Burn every tech device you own in a huge bonfire

2. Invent time travel

3. Get so mind-blowingly drunk that you won't remember any spoilers you hear

4. Don't stay in the same place for any period of time at all

5. Avoid literally anything with a screen

6. Just get on plane. To somewhere far, far away. Escape this spoiler-ridden country.

7. Cover your eyes and ears completely until you get home

8. Seek medical help

9. Hide. Somewhere. Anywhere.

10. Invent some sort of memory-wipe device

11. Do the smart thing and call in sick


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