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19/06/2015 12:27 BST | Updated 19/06/2015 12:59 BST

A Man Is Trying To Sell A Throne Made Out Of Dildos On Ebay After Winning It On Twitter

A six-foot tall throne covered in dildos could be yours... but you're going to need to bid over £650 for it.

Ralph Jones won an erotic replica of the famous 'Game Of Thrones' iron chair from sex toy retailer, Bondara, in a Twitter competition back in April.

However, after two short months with the "massive great bastard" (Ralph's words, not ours) he's put it up for sale on eBay.

Despite claiming "it's the best dildo throne I've seen in my time," the monstrosity doesn't fit through any standard size doors and has forced Ralph to rent a garage to accommodate it.

The eBay description reads: "Yes, this is really happening. It is not a dream. If you run a sex festival, sex club, or you've just been feeling like there was a dildo-shaped-throne hole in your life, why not grab this unique opportunity with both hands?"

There's already been one £650 bid, but fear not, there's still time to make it yours. The auction ends on Saturday at 10pm.