A Masterclass In Annoying Your Partner In Less Than Five Words, Courtesy Of Twitter

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

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— Todd W. Haines (@toddwhaines) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words "I don't care you pick"

— Rye Davis (@ryedavis) June 30, 2015

"Can I have a fry" #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Rye Davis (@ryedavis) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words "It's not meat, it's tofu!"

— Dave (@TooOldToBeCool) June 30, 2015

Do whatever you want to #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Jennie Stencel (@JennieStencel) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words Your nasal hairs are dangling

— Ed Sweetman (@humanpilot) June 30, 2015

Today is your birthday? Oh. #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Alan Nicholson (@alanmnicholson) June 30, 2015

We were on a break #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Idle⚡️Sue (@superhero_toby) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words I thought I was single.

— A big mystery. (@ThoughtsOfJRL) June 30, 2015

You smell like an anus.

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— A n d r i a (@emotionallyeasy) June 30, 2015

"I've bought something off eBay..." #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Sophie Paul (@sophiejoypaul) June 30, 2015

Get rid of the beard. #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Elaine T. Shaffer (@AUNTIELANELANE) June 30, 2015

"Do you REALLY love me?" #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Raven Vincent (@trulyraven) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words I don't have any food.

— ॐTruePažin (@chdwcks5sos) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words "There's no more toilet paper!"

— Dave (@TooOldToBeCool) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words We did that last week

— Erin (@CalhounGirl61) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words Are you listening to me?

— Jay Losey (@JBLosey) June 30, 2015

Are you having your period? #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— sean patrick moore (@burntchili420) June 30, 2015

We should invite my mom. #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— sean patrick moore (@burntchili420) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

Oooh yeah, girl. Garlic farts.

— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) June 30, 2015

#AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words "Forget I even said anything."

— Krud (not verified) (@Krud) June 30, 2015

Is she prettier than me? #AnnoyYourPartnerIn5Words

— Sarah Kaman (@SarahKaman) June 30, 2015