Matt Damon Ponytail: 10 Things You Should Know If You Have A Man Pony

If you're having a bad day just remember that Matt Damon now has a ponytail: http://t.co/AB5C3zLCuk

— E! Online (@eonline) July 3, 2015

If a guy with a pony tail doesn't compliment your shirt then you're not dressing right.

— Austin Shell (@AtShell) July 3, 2015

I met a guy with a ponytail who doesn't own any exotic birds and now my whole understanding of the world has just gone to shit.

— Michael Flynn (@Home_Halfway) November 4, 2013

It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone

— Rivy Labunka (@RivyLabunka) June 23, 2015

okay if you're a guy and your hair is not long please don't try to force it in a bun or ponytail

— Mira (@MiraDubbs) June 29, 2015

I'm the only dude with a ponytail you should listen to. No exceptions.

— Jesus Christ (@Jesus_M_Christ) March 26, 2014

Odds are good that if you see a guy with a ponytail and jorts, if you ask nicely he'll surely show you his super sweet nunchuck moves.

— It's Stephanie (@Snarfernini) June 16, 2015

Every dude with a ponytail knows at least one really killer magic trick.

— Brother Berg (@bergified) June 30, 2013

I don't want to be a guy with a ponytail but I want to have the guy with a ponytail confidence.

— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) October 26, 2013