Real Daily Express Headline Or Thing We Just Made Up?

Everyone who's ever been on Twitter or seen a newsagent will know about The Daily Express's front pages - while politics and serious news are making headlines everywhere else, the Express will splash on a new Alzheimer's treatment, an op-ed from Nigel Farage or even "it's a bit windy".

The Express's front page is usually a mish-mash of the following six topics:

  • Weather
  • Pensions
  • Alzheimer's, Statins, cholesterol, or any health problem primarily affecting people over the age of 70
  • The EU
  • Princess Diana
  • Asylum seeking migrants skiving and scrounging off benefits

Your typical Express front page scoop

The latest combines a new way to "beat Alzheimer's", some paper-based clickbait about Stricly Come Dancing, and a story about the BBC wasting your tax money by treating migrants like humans.

As a result we thought we'd play a little game. Can you guess which of these Daily Express headlines are real and which we made up?

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