Police Rushing To Save Teenagers From Floating Away

Local police forces across the nation are working around the clock to save groups of teenagers who are inexplicably floating and can't get back down.

The mysterious phenomenon is believed to be caused by pieces of paper which have to power to reverse gravity, leaving terrified 18-year-olds floating away into the sky.

Fire services have been attempting to weigh the youngsters down but so far nothing has been able to keep them on firm ground.