25/08/2015 13:08 BST | Updated 26/08/2015 11:59 BST

Brave News Anchor Admits He's Addicted To Donald Trump

In a world ravaged by devastation and suffering, one brave soul has decided to stand up and admit his addiction to real estate mogul and walking comb-over Donald Trump.

The man's family have issued a heartwrenching plea for help as he becomes the first openly Trump-addicted member of the media.