Jose Mourinho Excuse Generator

Lately, it's been looking a bit like Jose Mourinho might be running out of excuses. We thought we'd give the Chelsea boss, and the nation, a chance to generate their own Mourinho excuses.

(Created for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider, Jason Spacey, David Beresford and Handface)

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