23/10/2015 13:14 BST | Updated 23/10/2015 13:59 BST

Tory Children's Books Would Ruin Your Childhood

Pride's Purge

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Tories were a *little* bit more extreme in running the country? Like, if they controlled all publishing?

According to Pride's Purge, children's literature would look a little bit like this:

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What a morbid childhood that would be.