Tokyo Sexwale Fifa Presidential Candidate Causes A Bit Of A Stir Over His Name

Tokyo Sexwale has been confirmed as a Fifa presidential candidate.

Stop sniggering at the back.

Now before we go on, here is a helpful techno tune to explain how his name is actually pronounced...

For those unsure on how to pronounce Tokyo Sexwale... we present possibly the greatest song ever written!
https://t.co/oPi2sksH8G
— Sky Bet (@SkyBet) October 28, 2015

For background, here are five completely made up facts about him.

Want to know more about FIFA Presidency Candidate Tokyo Sexwale? Read these 5 amazing facts: pic.twitter.com/L3hgkHFEjH
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) October 28, 2015

Unsurprisingly, people could not quite get their heads around the fact that armed without this knowledge his name does sound pretty fantastical.

Please tell me that Tokyo Sexwale is not a real name
— Rebecca Sharp (@Bex_Sharp) October 28, 2015

Tokyo Sexwale sounds more like an aftershave from Anchorman...
— Lee Evans (@Evans7Lee) October 28, 2015

How great is it that we live in a world with a man named Tokyo Sexwale? Tokyo. Sexwale. Never gets old.
— Kate Cooper-Owen (@KateCooperOwen) October 28, 2015

But it doesn't seem to be doing his chances any harm.

The only man for the FIFA presidency is Tokyo Sexwale!
#VoteSexwale 👍🏻
— Dean w (@limberstar) October 28, 2015

In an effort to enlighten you dear reader here are five (real) quick facts about the chap.

Oh, and here are some 'hilarious' fish-based jokes.

First thoughts: this "Tokyo Sexwale" is going to give the sperm whale a run for its money.
— Breezy (@BreezyThePro) October 28, 2015

Not sure about Tokyo Sexwale but my vote goes to Nagasaki Bumdolphin.
— Part-time Lurch (@drofidnas) October 28, 2015

Right, that's enough, it's nearly home time.

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