Hello dear reader. And farewell.
We are all doomed. Or so the writers of old wives' tales would have us believe.
The world awoke on Monday to ominous red skies that can only mean 2015 is the last one we will see.
Hug your children.
Phone your mum.
Feed your cat. With the good stuff.
Failing that pour yourself a drink, nail that last bit of Stilton and enjoy these pictures....
