Most of us have things we wish we were brave enough to say to our parents, things we never seem to be able to summon up the courage to say.
But thanks to Twitter, we can get some things off our chests without fear of victimisation.
So to all black parents out there, here's how your children really feel.
"This must stop":
"You will know when I plan to get married":
"Thank you for being so great":