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12 Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For Those Of Us Allergic To Romance

12 Anti-Valentine's Day Cards For Those Allergic To Romance
Natasha Hinde
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No matter how much you want to bypass 14 February, there's no escaping it.

Valentine's Day will soon arrive alongside endless bouquets, major PDAs, cheesy cards and a national shortage on boxes of chocolates. *Sighs*

For those who find the notion of romance a little too much to stomach, perhaps one of these truly unromantic cards would suffice?

At least you'll get a laugh out of it...

12 Hilarious Anti-Valentine's Day Cards
You Bring Darkness And Financial Burden To My Life(01 of12)
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"Happy Something..."(02 of12)
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I'm Sorry - Cheese And Wine(03 of12)
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You Tick All The Boxes(04 of12)
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Happy Consumer-Driven And Trivial Interpretation Of Love Day(05 of12)
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Screw You Cupid. I Have Cats(06 of12)
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Screw Valentine's Day. Fat Babies Carrying Bows And Arrows Are Creepy Anyway.(07 of12)
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Real Heart (08 of12)
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I Love PDA. Said No One Ever.(09 of12)
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#WeBothHateTheSameStuff(10 of12)
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I Just Called, To Say, I'd Love A Brew.(11 of12)
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I Love You! Stop Running Awey...(12 of12)
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SEE ALSO:

Anti-Valentine's Day Ideas For The Romantically Challenged

This Valentine's Day E-Card Is Brilliant, But Don't Show It To Your Single Friend

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