Dining Table Etiquette: How To Use Your Knife And Fork Properly (Pretty Woman-Style)

How To Navigate Your Knife And Fork Pretty Woman-Style
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The simple knife and fork - they go together like fish and chips, salt and pepper, Ant and Dec. But are they actually a simple set of dining tools?

The answer is no. There's nothing simple about 'em - salad forks, meat forks, fish forks, sporks?! And the same for all of those knives too. They can pose some real WTF moments.

If, like Pretty Woman's Vivian, you struggle with dining etiquette and don't know your fish knife from your meat knife (who does?) then let the below infographic be your saviour...

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Now that you're 'au fait' with dining etiquette, you can hold that dinner party you've been meaning to organise for years without looking like a total peasant.

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Set the date(01 of14)
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Got lots of friends and no time to organise which date suits everyone? Let us introduce you to Doodle.com. We're warning you now, this is going to revolutionise your life - it's THAT good. In a nutshell, Doodle let's you and your friends input the dates that you're all free to part-ay. Then it does the hard work and finds the best day to suit all. Winner winner, chicken dinner. (credit:Riou via Getty Images)
Find the 'right' playlist(02 of14)
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If you like to think of yourself as a bit of a musical genius, then you'll be 'au fait' with the workings of Spotify. You'll also probably already have your own 'dinner pardy playlist', in which case you can skip ahead. If, like us, you're slightly useless when it comes to music and you haven't got a clue what's down with the kids, then you might want to familiarise yourself with Spotify's pre-made playlists. Those guys have got music for every occasion. There’s a whole category filled with playlists specifically to listen to whilst eating dinner. Yes really. Choose from the 'Dinner with Friends' playlist or a bit of 'Mellow Indie Dinner'. Alternatively if you're feeling really snazzy and a little continental then there's 'French Cuisine'. Ooh la la! (credit:Steven Errico via Getty Images)
Scrabble place settings(03 of14)
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If your inner hipster is feeling up to the challenge then Scrabble place settings will be sure to impress guests. All you have to do is buy a bag of 100 scrabble tiles from Etsy (£5.38), arrange them to form the names of your guests, et voilà – the coolest, fuss-free place settings in a jiffy. (credit:Randa Nichole/Flickr)
Bulk buy candles(04 of14)
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We don’t need to expand on this one really. Candles are heavenly creations. The mood will be oh so right. (credit:Julia Davila-Lampe via Getty Images)
Make a chalkboard menu(05 of14)
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Want to show your friends what they’re going to be eating, but in a super trendy way? Invest in a cheap blackboard, brush up on your swirly writing skills and create a lovely-looking chalkboard menu. Prop up against a wall and you're ready to go!Snazzy. (credit:Gregor Schuster via Getty Images)
DIY some drink tags(06 of14)
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If your dinner party is going to be crammed with guests (we’re thinking more than a handful) then it might be worth creating personalised drink tags for each guest, which can then be wrapped around the stem of their wine glass or beer bottle. Or if you’re feeling über quirky, invest in drinking jars and label those up instead. The reason? It’ll stop your guests from putting their drinks down and losing them. Oh, and did we mention it saves on washing up? Score. (credit:chicmotherandbaby.blogspot.co.uk)
Keep drinks cool with a zesty twist(07 of14)
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Still on the subject of drinks, we’re all for freezing lemon and lime segments and using them as funky and oh-so-flavoursome ice cubes. Tremendous. (credit:mareandmare via Getty Images)
Create a second fridge(08 of14)
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Dinner parties always warrant the use of an extra fridge, purely because you go a bit bananas with ingredient-buying and then you get home and realize that you’ve got a standard size fridge-freezer. And nowhere to put half of your shopping. Oops.Don’t worry though as you can just invest in a large cool-bag, fill it with freezer blocks and utilize your new makeshift fridge space for either excess food storage or, if your priorities are correct, beverages. (credit:Greg Elms via Getty Images)
Be prepared(09 of14)
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Preparation is key, right? Prepping whatever you can towards your meal is pretty crucial and if you can do it the night before then even better.It gives you extra time to figure out how you're going to go about setting your table, or styling your hair... (credit:sasha_t via Getty Images)
Hide any animals(10 of14)
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Furry friends at the table, or under the table, or even near the table aren't usually well received. (credit:Imgur)
Who needs a vase?(11 of14)
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If you don’t have the luxury of having a full-on vase to hand, then why not try popping some small and lovely blooms from your back garden in mismatched teacups, or even egg cups? (credit:Sharon Lapkin via Getty Images)
Pimp your cutlery(12 of14)
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Little bit embarrassed of your stained cutlery? You have two options: 1) Scrub at it with some undiluted white vinegar 2) Dip-dye your cutlery with funky colours. This tutorial from MadeRemade shows you how. (credit:MadeRemade / Ellen Foord)
Napkin pegs(13 of14)
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Napkin rings - pfft who uses those? Use some retro, wooden pegs to keep your napkins neatly folded together. And if you're feeling really creative, then give them a lick of paint. (credit:Dorling Kindersley via Getty Images)
After-dinner entertainment(14 of14)
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After-dinner entertainment is pretty essential if you want your dinner shindig to end on a high. Try the charades-based app, Heads Up for a barrel of laughs and to see how terrible your friend's acting skills are. Plus the app will secretly record your friends whilst they take part, meaning you can watch the video back afterwards and cry with laughter.Hilarity factor: 9/10 (credit:Portra Images via Getty Images)