Drunk Shopping Service Will Text You Poor Choices When You're Hammered

Like Buying Ridiculously Pointless Tat While Drunk? There's An App For That
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Have you ever come home from a night out feeling the effects of your favourite tipple, only to open up your computer and go on a random eBay shopping spree?

Online shopping and drunkenness rarely mix well - that's how you end up with a nasty hangover and 27 life-size cut-outs of Ricky Martin showing up at your door.

But now there's a new shopping service, started by a former BuzzFeed employee (who else), which will text you a random and pointless piece of tat every Sunday morning at 2am.

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Unfortunately this game-changing service is only available in the USA at the moment, but anyone stateside can sign up by texting "heyyyyyy" to 551-333-7865.

After that simple message, you'll receive links to the weirdest, most wonderfully pointless things site like Etsy, eBay and Amazon have to offer.

Just don't come crying to us when you spend your entire salary on baked potato flavoured aftershave and Spongebob Squarepants oven mitts.

Food Clothing You Can Actually Buy On Etsy
Lettuce Turnip The Beet(01 of25)
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Lettuce Turnip The Beet Unisex T-Shirt, $27.50 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: coup)
Donuts Leggings(02 of25)
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Donuts Leggings, $59.50 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: eatmeclothing)
Keeping It Real FOOD(03 of25)
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Keep It Real FOOD Shirt, $22.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: dressingOnTheSide)
WTF Where's The Food?(04 of25)
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WTF Where's The Food Onesie, $10.99 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Nestingproject)
I Am Allergic To...(05 of25)
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I Am Allergic Kids T-Shirt, $25.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: OVELO)
Will Run For Food(06 of25)
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Will Run For Food T-Shirt, $15.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: DentzDesign)
Fast Food Burlesque Pasties(07 of25)
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For the shameless fast food enthusiast.Fast Food Burlesque Pasties, $45.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: MyDelilahBurlesque)
I Heart Real Food(08 of25)
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I Heart Real Food T-Shirt, $20.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Linthound)
You Had Me At Bacon(09 of25)
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You Had Me At Bacon T-Shirt, $14.99+ on Etsy (credit:Etsy: IceCreamTees)
'Give It To Me, I'll Eat This!' (10 of25)
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Fast Food Fabric Sleeves(11 of25)
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Fast Food Fabric Sleeves Unisex T-Shirt, $30.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: HouseOfAama)
Food Infinity(12 of25)
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Love for Food T-Shirt, $15.97 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: grafiteezUK)
90s Nicole Miller Silk Food-Print Shirt(13 of25)
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90s Nicole Miller Silk Food-Print Shirt, $95.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Hookedonhoney)
Grow Your Own Food(14 of25)
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Grow Your Own Food Unisex T-Shirt, $20.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Linthound)
N Is For Noodles(15 of25)
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N Is For Noodles T-Shirt, $14.95+ on Etsy (credit:Etsy: TheShirtDudes)
Fast Food Romper(16 of25)
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Props to anyone that can pull this hamburger-and-fries-fueled look off.Fast Food Romper, $50.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: FELTUPCLOTHES)
Keep Calm And Ignore Fast Food(17 of25)
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Keep Calm And Ignore Fast Food T-Shirt, $15.00+ on Etsy (credit:Etsy: FastTees)
I Hate (It When I Run Out Of) Bacon(18 of25)
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I Hate (It When I Run Out Of) Bacon T-Shirt, $14.99+ on Etsy (credit:Etsy: IceCreamTees)
Food Thought Bubble(19 of25)
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Food Thought Bubble Woman's T-Shirt, $18.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: CougarTShirtCompany)
PB + J(20 of25)
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PB + J T-Shirt, $25.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: GnomEnterprises)
Diner Food Pajama Shorts(21 of25)
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Diner Food Pajama Shorts, $25.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: triciatadie)
Vintage Fast Food Sweater(22 of25)
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Vintage Fast Food Sweater, $99.99 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Buynowthinklater)
I'm All That And Dim Sum(23 of25)
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I'm All That And Dim Sum T-Shirt, $20.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: BadPickle)
I Love, Therefore I Am Vegan(24 of25)
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I Love, Therefore I Am Vegan Tanktop, $20.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: LittleAtoms)
Gluten Is Evil(25 of25)
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Gluten Is Evil T-Shirt, $18.00 on Etsy (credit:Etsy: Meantjewlip)