Heart Eye Implant Is Kind Of Pretty But Utterly Pointless

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The world of body implants is a far-ranging one.

At one end of the scale are those who feel the need to stick a phone-sized sensor in their arm to record biometric data - at the other end are those who just want a larger derriere.

Somewhere towards the latter is a woman with a tiny platinum heart implant - in her eye.

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"There's something in your... oh wait"

Lucy Luckayanko told Fox5 News: "It's going to be a conversation maker.

"I will be able to tell people. It will be unique. It will be sort of my unique factor."

Weird, you would think having a completely unique iris would be enough.

She isn't the first person to have a similar procedure done but she is the first on that side of the Atlantic, perhaps indicating a widening demand.

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Lucy Luckayanko

The procedure costs $3000 (£1865) and Dr. Emil Chynn who performed it said it's perfectly safe, although he probably would.

He said: "To me this is just another way to advance the science of ophthalmology.

"It's a very thin piece of platinum that's designed for insertion on the top of the eye, it's not in the eye so there's no risk of blindness or anything at all. She could have a little bit of local bleeding.

"That could go away in a couple days or couple weeks. She could have an infection but we'll prevent that with antibiotics."

Reassuring...

Body Modifications That Give You A Sixth Sense
RFID Implants(01 of05)
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At a Washington state hacker conference in August of last year called Toorcamp, technologist Amal Graafstra set up shop to give enthusiastic hackers radio-frequency identification implants, Forbes reports. The tiny chips give each implantee a radio frequency identifier -- a long string of implanted digital data that, with the right equipment, can be scanned at a distance.Hackers with radio frequency implants generally use them as identifiers to get access to cars and other valuables. The IDs are more reliable than fingerprints and more secure than passwords, but can still be copied by other enterprising hackers. (credit:Amal Graafstra)
Magnetic Fingers(02 of05)
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Ever wanted to pick up paperclips with your fingers? Well, now you can -- provided you insert a neodymium magnet into your fingertip. The traditional magnets used for the surgery aren't strong enough to wipe credit cards or hard drives, but they do allow users to sense electric fields. According to magnet-wearer Dann Berg, "power cord transformers, microwaves, and laptop fans became interactive in a whole new way," he wrote on Gizmodo.But be warned -- if the surgery isn't performed by a doctor, it's not legal to use anesthetic to dull the pain. (credit:Dann Berg)
Danger Sense(03 of05)
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You'll literally "feel" nearby objects when you don this sensor suit, made by the Electronic Visualization Laboratory at the University of Illinois at Chicago, Slate reports. The suit uses ultrasonic pulses to detect stimuli up to 60 feet away, and applies skin pressure based on how close the objects are -- and how fast they're approaching.In tests, blindfolded wearers were able to detect "danger" (and walking pedestrians) coming from any direction, and even hit the "danger" (or maybe the walking pedestrians) with a cardboard version of a Japanese weapon called a shuriken. (credit:Image provided by L. Long of the Electronic Visualization Laboratory)
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Neil Harbisson, founder of the Cyborg Foundation, is colorblind, but for the past 10 years, he's worn an "antenna" that allows him to hear color. Hues are converted to higher or lower-pitched tones that he listens to via bone conduction.In an interview with The Huffington Post, he explained that this means "going to an art gallery is like going to a concert." Food is also amusing, he said: "Now I can display the food on a plate, so I can eat my favorite song." (credit:Flickr:Neil Harbisson)
Compass Belt(05 of05)
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The Compass Belt, designed by a German inventor, is studded with vibrating panels, but only the panel pointing north moves at any given time. In experiments in 2004, subjects who wore the belt continuously over six weeks gained a greatly enhanced sense of direction, Wired reports.However, when subjects finally took off the belt, they were claustrophobic, disoriented and easily got lost -- almost as if they were missing a sixth sense. (credit:Flickr:axisworks)