24 Of The Best (Or Perhaps Worst) Dad Jokes Full Of Sarcasm, Wit And Pretty Good Puns

24 Of The Best (Or Perhaps Worst) Dad Jokes
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Dads have a reputation for coming out with some of the most cringe-worthy yet hilarious jokes.

To pay a tribute to the men who seem to be full of sarcasm and one-liners, Imgur user UhBell has put together the "Book of Dad Jokes, Part One".

Featuring witty comebacks to their children, clever hacks and some pretty good puns, here are 24 of the best dad jokes (click through to see every gem).

We're pretty excited for part two, you?

First-Time Dads Make Our Hearts Melt
Tristan Bennett and baby Adriana(01 of122)
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January 1, 2015Tampa, FL (credit:Krystina Martine)
Barrett Grab with baby Otto(02 of122)
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"Here is a picture of my husband holding our newborn son for the first time."Red Deer, ABMarch 4 2015 (credit:Ashley Grab)
Neil MacLean with baby Finn(03 of122)
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"This is Neil MacLean holding our son Finn on August 24, 2013. Proud daddy!" (credit:Cheryl MacLean)
Benjamin with baby Scarlette(04 of122)
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AlbertaMarch 8th 2014 (credit:Valory S)
John Brideau and MacKenzie(05 of122)
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"Here is my husband with our newborn baby girl MacKenzie. It was taken December 5, 2007. We live in Quispamsis, N.B." (credit:Chantelle Brideau)
Cam Ralston with daughter Aria(06 of122)
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Grande Prairie, ABJune 30, 2012 (credit:Pam Ralston)
Dad and daughter(07 of122)
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The camera we used did not pan out but this is the first photo I have of my husband and our daughter. This is always how she ends her days, on Daddy's chest. (credit:Carol Barbon)
Musoke Sendaula and son Oliver(08 of122)
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"September 10th, 2014, Oliver shown here with his daddy Musoke Sendaula. The clothes we had bought for him were too big, he came two weeks early! Funny to think he used to swim in all his clothing, now we have trouble keeping up with the growth spurts! (Taken in St Catharines, Ontario)." (credit:Jen Lynne)
Shawn and baby Austin(09 of122)
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April 8, 2015Regina, Saskatchewan (credit:Island Lunch)
Kevin Naidoo and baby Spencer(10 of122)
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"[This] is a photo of my husband holding our son for the first time -- love at first sight!"Brampton, OntarioJuly 25, 2014 (credit:Jacky Naidoo)
Patrick and baby boy(11 of122)
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"This photo was taken Feb 20, 2009. This is my husband Patrick with our son in the nursery, after I needed an emergency c-section." (credit:Jenny McKinnon)
Adam Campbell and son Cillian(12 of122)
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"My husband Adam Campbell with our son Cillian on August 7, 2007. (Cornwall, Ontario)" (credit:Jessica Campbell)
Adam Campbell with daughter Addison(13 of122)
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"My husband Adam Campbell with our daughter Addison on March 23, 2009." (credit:Jessica Campbell)
Adam Campbell and daughter Ainsley(14 of122)
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"My husband Adam Campbell and I with our daughter Ainsley on July 22, 2011. (Cornwall, Ontario)" (credit:Jessica Campbell)
Josh Ostroff and baby Emile(15 of122)
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Thomas Corrigan with daughters Ayla and Kenzie(16 of122)
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"This is my husband Thomas Corrigan with our daughters Ayla and Kenzie. We live in Winnipeg (although these three were all born in Florida), and this photo was taken the day Kenzie was born September 1, 2009. Ayla picked out her and daddy's shirts for the special occasion." (credit:Amanda Rae)
Frank Nelson and BJ Barone with baby Milo(17 of122)
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Both these pictures were taken on June 27, 2014, right in the middle of World Pride in Toronto. This picture shows just how proud we were to welcome our little man into the world. The picture below was a selfie we took right after my husband BJ Barone cut the umbilical cord. Words can not express what we were feeling. (credit:Frank Nelson)
Frank Nelson and BJ Barone with baby Milo(18 of122)
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The second picture was the picture seen around the world! Taken by Lindsay Foster, the picture shows my husband and I welcoming Milo Huxton Nelson-Barone to the world! He was still attached to Kathy via umbilical cord when the picture was snapped. I was feeling fear (I didn't want to hurt Kathy or drop the baby!) and so much happiness! (credit: Lindsay Foster)
Craig Bowery with baby Rosalie(19 of122)
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July 11, 2014St. Catharines, ON
Jason Hopkins and baby Alexander(20 of122)
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"The first and only time getting to hold his first baby before passing away. Picture taken on June 22, 2006. Minto, NB." (credit:Crystal Boucher)
Scott with baby Jack(21 of122)
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April 19, 2015 (credit:Erin Lawrence)
Derek MacDonald and baby Trent(22 of122)
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November 4, 2011Sault Ste Marie, ON (credit:Felicia MadDonald)
Colin Fadum with babies Matthew and Madeline(23 of122)
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"My husband, Colin Fadum, holding our twins for the very first time (Matthew and Madeline) on August, 16, 2011. Emergency c-section where I was knocked out completely. Both were placed in his arms at the same time! Taken in Port Alberni, BC." (credit:Heather Fadum)
Dad, Mom and baby Jesse(24 of122)
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"My parents and me, 34 years ago."
John McLaughlin and baby Dylan(25 of122)
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"My husband John McLaughlin holding our son Dylan for the first time on April 2, 2010. Taken at the DECH in Fredericton, NB."
John McLaughlin and baby Eve(26 of122)
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"My husband John McLaughlin holding our daughter Eve for the first time, on July 15, 2014. Taken at the DECH in Fredericton, NB."
Matthew Zettle with baby Max(27 of122)
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Scott with baby Sadie(28 of122)
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"My husband Scott holding our daughter Sadie, born May 29, 2015, in Toronto, ON." (credit:Michelle Reidel)
Mike Childs and baby Ava(29 of122)
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"My husband Mike Childs holding our sweet baby girl Ava Sue on March 7, 2007. Burlington, Ontario."
Noel Krohn with baby Violet(30 of122)
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"This is a picture of my husband Noel, holding our daughter Violet. She was born in Regina, SK but we are from Estevan, SK. Photo taken March 29, 2013, the day she was born." (credit:Melissa Krohn)
Noel Krohn and Gabe(31 of122)
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"This is another picture I would like to submit. This is my husband Noel on our wedding day with my son Gabriel from a previous relationship. He said his vows to me and then called Gabriel up. He presented a dog tag with the name Krohn on it and then vowed to him that he would adopt him and be his father, the one he deserved. And he has been ever since. This picture was taken right after he placed the dog tag around Gabe's neck on May 21, 2011 in Regina, SK. Gabriel's adoption was completed less than a week before his sister was born on March 29, 2013. My husband became a father twice in one week." (credit:Melissa Krohn)
Paul Ryan(32 of122)
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December 2014Milton, ON
Rob Madore with baby Léo(33 of122)
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"This is my husband, Rob Madore, holding our son Léo on June 14, 2014. It's the first photo I have of them together. Léo was born in Ottawa on June 13, 2014."
Roger Lovell with baby Alleigh(34 of122)
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"My boyfriend Roger Lovell with our daughter Alleigh May. December 24, 2013. Fort McMurray, Alberta."
JY St. Germain and baby Jackson(35 of122)
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"JY St. Germain holding his son Jackson seconds after he was born Boxing Day 2014. Daddy's birthday is Christmas Eve and I was born on Labour Day so we have a holiday family! Grande Prairie, AB." (credit:Shannon Smith)
Todd O'Connell and baby Piper(36 of122)
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"Todd O'Connell holding our daughter Piper the day she was born September 11, 2008, in Vancouver, BC." (credit:Kathryn Langsford)
Dad and baby Tricia(37 of122)
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"My dad holding me in the adoption office for the first time, October 10, 1975, which then became what we called 'Gotcha Day'! Stratford, Ontario." (credit:Tricia Hodgins)
Brandon Bonello and baby Scarlette(38 of122)
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May 20, 2015Whitby, ON (credit:Kayla Malcolmson)
Bob Sime and baby John, 1986(39 of122)
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Bob Sime and baby Michael, 1988(40 of122)
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Bob Sime and baby Iain, 1990(41 of122)
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Ken Attfield with baby Avalyn(42 of122)
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"Dad doing skin to skin with our 34-week preemie Avalyn weighing 4 lbs, 15 oz born January 6, 2015. We live in Northern BC! This was taken shortly after she was moved to the NICU where we stayed for four weeks in Prince George, a four-hour drive from home." (credit:Caitlin O'Donnell )
Patrick Jack with baby Zaisha Bombay(43 of122)
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"He wasn't there for our first. So this meant a lot for him to be there for me and the birth of his baby girl!" (credit:Kandis Bombay)
Jordan with baby Molly(44 of122)
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July 8, 2014Kitchener, Ontario (credit:Jillian Stinson)
Matthew with baby James(45 of122)
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"James Thomas Brighton born February 2, 2013, came into our lives February 16, 2013. Officially adopted August 26, 2013. Our gift! Daddy Matthew holding the day we brought him home." (credit:Sara Schaefer Brighton Cole)
Faical Adam Ben Guenna with baby Adam(46 of122)
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"He doesn't love anyone in this world as much as he loves his boy!"March 28, 2011New Liskeard, Ontario (credit:Kimberly Parks BenGuenna)
Brandon with baby Logan(47 of122)
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January 22, 2013Maple Ridge, BC (credit:Jennifer Lewis)
Jordan with baby Rylee(48 of122)
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"Hard to see in the pictures, but daddy is crying like a baby. Wearing a transformers shirt, he transformed into a father that day." June 26, 2014Montreal, Quebec (credit:Brandie Turpin-Pekofsky)
Clayton with baby Noah(49 of122)
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July 14, 2010 Victoria, BC (credit:Melissa-Lyn Millions)
Carl with baby Mina(50 of122)
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November 28, 2014North Bay, ON (credit:Raven Siderius)
Randall Ritchey with baby Troy(51 of122)
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May 1, 2014St. Louis, Missouri (credit:Brittany Ritchey)
Zachary Tait with baby Kassandra(52 of122)
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September 24, 2014Vancouver, BC (credit:Charlene Tait)
William with baby Jacob(53 of122)
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November 6, 2011Valleyfield, Quebec (credit:Marie-eve Lalonde )
Kyle with big sister Kyley and baby Jace(54 of122)
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October 20Kingston, ON (credit:Bailey Jackson)
Shaye Coleman with baby Tristan(55 of122)
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May 18, 2014 Edmonton, AB (credit:Amy Coleman)
Kristofer Barr with baby Lochlan(56 of122)
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November 7, 2013Nanaimo, BC (credit:Ashley Marston)
Usman with baby Zahra(57 of122)
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January, 8 2015Calgary, AB (credit:Warda Sharf Chaudhry )
Ozzie with baby Ethan(58 of122)
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June 4, 2009Los Angeles, CA (credit:Maria Delgado Clemen)
Ozzie with baby Liam(59 of122)
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March 6, 2015Los Angeles, CA (credit:Maria Delgado Clemen)
Joe Hughes with baby Veronica(60 of122)
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"Picture taken the day she was born March 10, 2014, in Woodstock, ON.Some skin to skin with her daddy." (credit:Erin Hughes )
Sebastien with baby Zoe(61 of122)
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September 12, 2014Montreal, Quebec (credit:Sarah Perron)
Bryce Scholz with baby Viola(62 of122)
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March 20, 2015Swan Hills, AB (credit:Jessie Scholz)
Jason with baby Jamison(63 of122)
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December 31, 2013Detroit, Michigan (credit:Stephanie Lagman)
Brent with baby Johnny(64 of122)
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August 13, 2013 North Bay, ON (credit:CaroleAnn Stephens-Yacoback)
Scott Tromley and baby Edison Alexander(65 of122)
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"I had an emergency c-section and daddy made sure baby got skin to skin as soon as possible in the NICU. It melted my heart."May 18, 2015 Peterboroug, ON (credit:Charlotte R)
Alexander with baby Alexander (66 of122)
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April 4, 2013Augusta, GA (credit:Ana Melecio )
Ralph and baby Tannis(67 of122)
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January 12, 2011White Rock, BC (credit:Nicole Burgess )
Jesse Murphy with baby Emileigh(68 of122)
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July 12, 2013 Keewatin, Ontario (credit:Melissa-Jesse Looyen-Murphy)
Jesse Murphy with baby Koleton(69 of122)
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January 26, 2015 Keewatin, Ontario (credit:Melissa-Jesse Looyen-Murphy)
Kelvin Stalker with baby Aubrey(70 of122)
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March 23, 2015Nanaimo, BC (credit:Kaitlyn Melissa Gordon)
Lloyd with baby Ivy(71 of122)
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November 24, 2014Brisbane, Australia (credit:Brooke Amy)
Perry Dunn with baby Blaze(72 of122)
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April 17, 2014.Regina, SK (credit:Carole-Lyne Dunn)
Sage with baby Emalyn(73 of122)
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October 10, 2014Edmonton, AB (credit:Alyanna Patterson Sage)
Kevin Cheena with baby Adeline(74 of122)
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Vancouver, BCMay 6, 2015 (credit:Carla AE N)
Erik and baby Mia(75 of122)
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"She was love at first sight and the kisses didn't stop. You never forget that moment."May 23, 2009Newmarket, Ontario (credit:Jade McKinnon)
Kyle Savage and baby Vanessa(76 of122)
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October 2Montreal, QC (credit:Donna Li)
Mark with baby Cameron(77 of122)
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February 22, 2014 Hamilton, Ontario (credit:Darragh Burns Mravinac)
Michael and baby Noah(78 of122)
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December 11, 2014Kingston, ON (credit:Natasha Elise)
Daddy with baby Mattias(79 of122)
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"Daddy holding Mattias Emerrick on October 30, 2008 -- his fourth son. Mattias almost didn't make it due to the umbilical cord wrapped twice around his neck. The best and worst day of my life so far." (credit:Joleen Watson)
Daddy with baby(80 of122)
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March 1, 2011Vancouver, BC (credit:Shereen Hassan)
Mike Broecker with baby Wyatt(81 of122)
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January 16, 2012 Buffalo, MN (credit:Paige Broecker)
Mike Broecker with baby Zane(82 of122)
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September 10, 2014Buffalo, MN (credit:Paige Broecker)
Kris Quintana with baby Abel(83 of122)
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March 31, 2015 Tyler, TX (credit:Esther Scaman )
Sherif and baby Malik(84 of122)
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August 2, 2014Oshawa, ON (credit:Leah Robertson)
Justin Davidson with baby Thomas(85 of122)
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"You can tell, even with the mask on, that proud grin is ear to ear." January 2014Alberta (credit:Bena GD)
Russell and baby RJ(86 of122)
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"After being sick during my delivery this is the first time he could actually take in how wonderful our baby was."April 4, 2009Toronto (credit:Andrea Forster )
Harold Bird Jr and baby Harold Bird III(87 of122)
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Nov 3, 2014Black River, MB (credit:Dawn Carrie Harvey )
Tracy Watt and baby Thomas(88 of122)
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November 24, 2011Banff, AB (credit:Trish Watt)
Jorge and baby Caitlyn(89 of122)
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"This is a picture of my amazing husband Jorge holding our daughter Caitlyn for the first time. She and her brother were born five weeks early on October 10, 2014. Her brother was admitted to the NICU right after birth. This picture was taken the day they were born in Halifax, Nova Scotia, in the recovery room. They are both healthy 8 month olds now. This is Jorge's first Father's Day." (credit:Lisa Doucette)
Richard Bezuidenhout and baby Joshua(90 of122)
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"Joshua Bezuidenhout was born July 11, 2009, in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, to a Canadian mama and Tanzanian papa. We are all in Edmonton now!" (credit:Ricki Justice Bezuidenhout )
Jonathan Rowe and baby Valeris(91 of122)
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January 9, 2009London, Ontario (credit:Jon Rowe)
Mark Wilson and baby Hazel(92 of122)
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"She is minutes old in this photo. Greatest day ever!"November 10, 2014Regina, SK (credit:Chelsey)
Andrew and baby Cassie(93 of122)
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December 2009North-western, ON (credit:Alysia Copenace)
Ryan Duchesne and baby Felix(94 of122)
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"The pic was quickly taken before he was taken to ICU. The second one when is we were finally allowed to have him in our room."August 26, 2013Ottawa, ON (credit:Tara Traves)
Ryan Duchesne and baby Felix(95 of122)
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August 26, 2013Ottawa, ON (credit:Tara Traves)
Jason Alexander and baby(96 of122)
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"Me and my little Squishy." (credit:Jason Alexander)
Bryan Englund and baby Isaac(97 of122)
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August 24, 2010Regina, SK (credit:Bryan Englund)
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"My hubby holding our newborn twins, born May 30, 2014." Milton, Ontario (credit:Justyna Frade)
Tyler and baby Pippa(100 of122)
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June 10, 2015Kelowna, BC (credit:Alice Ward )
Brian and baby Hailey(101 of122)
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November 28, 2004Vernon, BC (credit:Cathy Bacchus)
Kevin and baby Jude(102 of122)
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May 23, 2013 Vancouver, BC (credit:Leah Hansen)
Justin and baby Jessa(103 of122)
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Nov. 20, 2007 (credit:Ashley Boyd)
Justin and baby Will(104 of122)
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January 25, 2014 (credit:Ashley Boyd)
Jeremy and baby Macy(105 of122)
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May 25, 2015Fredericton, NB (credit:Celia Wilson)
James and baby Madeleine(106 of122)
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July 30, 2012Edmonton, AB (credit:Sarah Benson)
Jeff and baby Marlan(107 of122)
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February 18, 2015Woodstock, ON
Martin Charron and Bernard Chenier with baby(108 of122)
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"Well, this is a different story! Here's my picture of the first time we saw our son!" November 24, 2012 (credit:Martin Charron)
Jerry and baby Reid(109 of122)
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April 1985 (credit:Suzanne Andrew Thrasher)
Dan and baby Lily(110 of122)
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August 2007Maple Ridge, BC (credit:Kim Larson Ballantyne)
Baby Charlie(111 of122)
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Paul and baby Spencer(112 of122)
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Nov 13, 2007Churchill, MB (credit:Elizabeth Kondratuk)
Rob and baby Olivia(113 of122)
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October 2006 (credit:Stacy McIntyre Barrett )
Rob and baby Alex(114 of122)
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June 18, 2009 (credit:Stacy McIntyre Barrett )
Jeremy Hertel and baby Jake(115 of122)
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July 25, 2010Guelph, Ontario (credit:Heather Hertel)
Mike Steeves and baby Audrey(116 of122)
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May 20, 2008Moncton, NB (credit:Nadia Robichaud )
Jayson and baby Nathan(117 of122)
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June 17, 2014Saint John, NB (credit:Alicia DeLong)
Jared and baby Ryder(118 of122)
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August 26, 2010 Charlottetown, PEI (credit:Tanya Redmond Mason)
Stephen and baby Nakoda(119 of122)
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October 23, 2014Nova Scotia (credit:Jennifer Leigh)
Dick and baby Dahlia(120 of122)
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February 2012Ontario (credit:Miranda Bramer)
Kevin and baby Isabelle(121 of122)
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April 13, 2015Saint John, NB (credit:Thesa Beaupre)
Kyle and baby Jack(122 of122)
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January 4, 2015Winnipeg, Manitoba (credit:Selena Lisette)