What do we really want for Christmas this year... a crap shower gel and body spray set? A pack of chocolate coins? A jumper that’ll be in a charity shop by January?
No people, many of us are looking for Christmas to cum come early this year and what better gift to find under the tree (or covers) than the key to a not-so-silent night. Yup, we’re talking sex toys.
Fortunately, I’ve selfless tested my way through hundreds of sex toys over the years (I know, it’s a real low point of the job) and trust me when I say not all vibrators are created equally.
So listen up you filthy animals, because these are the 10 best toys to gift someone who’s been very, very good this year (even if it’s yourself).
LELO DOT – Clitoral Pinpoint Vibrator
Smile Makers
Smile Makers – The Whisperer
Lovehoney
Womanizer X hansgrohe Wave Clitoral Stimulation Shower Head
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So Divine
So Divine – Self-Pleaasure G-Spot Vibrator
TNLC
TNLC – Yarrow
Ann Summers/Biird
Biird Namii Clit Stim Suction Vibrator – Available At Ann Summers
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LOVE. NOT. WAR.
Iroha/TENGA
Iroha Midori
Ann Summers
Ann Summers – The U Self Love Stimulator
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Satisfyer
Satisfyer Hot Lover Connect App