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Open Image Modal"Synyster Ink" tattooing a client."How many of your 'clients' commit suicide after you tattooed them?" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"He should have used all that extra ink to tattoo bigger nipples on the guy." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"What I like about this is that only the wings are fresh. The wonky stars, thorns and DNA look healed so this person actually looked at the quality of work and came back for a second session." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"I hate all my tattoos when I see your work :(" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"Can I open a lazer surgery next door I'll make millions?" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"A swan thats been hit by a car?""Is that a stapler?" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"Haha it's those splodge tests you get to judge if you're insane or not.""I see a man Ripping people off and giving them shit tattoos." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"So, what I want is 2 snails, stretched, then squashed, with 4 big wonky stars, and don't forget the blood. Then to finish, I would like 3, unidentifiable shapes. Thanks very much, it's perfect!" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"this looks like when i would turn to the back page of my school book and doodle random letters. you captured the true feeling, bro.""You spelt Scratcher wrong." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"I wasn't gonna say anything but now i feel i've got to. Every single one of these tattoos looks like they've been done by a 5 year old with their wrong hand after drinking a bottle of whiskey. What would anyone be tattooed by this person?""I fart better tattoos than this..." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"This looks like it was done by an eight year old." (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"grim indeed""I bet you are fully booked up till summer" (credit:Synyster Ink Tattoo)
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Open Image Modal"it looks like a cyclops looking at....cake and an eye and sword hilts?" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"crap""majik markers""oh the horror""omg this is awful was this done with crayons? And a blind fold" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Groms? Froms?""This is horrific!!! Please don't show anymore!!!! I hope he's not a friend of yours?!""what did grams do to deserve this?" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"WTF?? Dude Please. Just give it up.""nice oreo""just burn your tat license" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"it looks like a squashed vagina!!!" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"My cat could do better using its tail" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"I cant hang my head in shame enough to get this image out of it. This is a complete joke right? Was this hatch shaded with a colored pencil? and why doe the parrot have stitches in his head? This is just a damn shame." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Yeah. That looks about all it's worth." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"this must be a joke :|""her pinky toe is desperately trying to look away." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"I hope one of the saints players kick his ass for this horrible crap""come on, thats a sharpie." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"she looks surprised. maybe she can't believe how much you suck.""Britney Spears on a meth binge" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Someone call Animal Rescue""It's awesome!!! Looks like one side is on roids and the other side is on crack!!" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"If you rubbed her on a gravel path it'd look better""ProTip: Ink goes on the second layer of skin, you don't embed it in the bone. I hope this helps." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"love the groucho mustache""Was this done in the dark?""professional insight on covering up a tattoo: throw a bunch of black ink over it and call it a cloud" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"The butterfly that shits the rainbow""um look at that toenail" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"my 7 year old sister draws better butterflies than this..""it looks like a bunch of toes on the wings? :O" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"omg whats happening here. What has occured!?""Looks like a tree made of shit" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Why would someone post this shit...and actually be PROUD!?!? Of it??""scribble jesus""This borders on blasphemy." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Elsie is turning in her grave""Don't ya hate it when you start tattooing and then realise you have caps lock on..." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"please create an album of the people's reaction when they see their tattoo for the 1st time :) it must be priceless like your work" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"You should have gotten a mastectomy, it would have looked better than this.""BAHAHAHA! I laughed so friggin' hard when I saw this I just about died. I feel bad for your customer though Chris. People have to live with this stuff for the rest of their lives. Please for their sake stop tattooing." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"who in their right mind would use an old tube sock for a book marker in the Bible????" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"I always wanted to create a crayola effect like this""is it a pizza?" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"is this a retarded zubat?""If I ate ink, solid, for a week, and then took an ink dump in the same area this retarded bat was done, it would look like a fucking Picasso in comparison.""this looks like a picasso in comparison to a real bat" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"are those scales or a flannel shirt?""Stevie Wonder school of tattooing" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"This is shocking work. The eyeballs are stuffed up. One is up and one is down.""what a happy tiger!" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"its obviously a blue car on human limb stilts with a man with a deflated tomato on his head driving..." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Notice the extra claw coming through on top? He must have did that then remembered that eagles only have 2 feet. He didn't colour it in though so thats ok then!""His sense of perspective is unlike anything I've ever seen in the art world. 200 years from now, people will look back on this tattoo and say 'Yes, the South WILL rise again.'" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"I really didn't know that horrible could be a style.""oh ive heard of this... the elusive crayola cat!" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"oh man maybe i will get stars from him. i always said never will i wear a star but with such clean line work i think i found my man" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"is that thing fuckin the grave?""Looks like a demon having a wank behind a sewing machine! Got to admire that shading though!" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"How is that eagle on both sides of the flag? Only 14 states eh?" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"it looks like a 4 year old drew this on a placemat at Denny's" (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"Nailed that one." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )
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Open Image Modal"did the cross decapitate jesus?""I've always wanted a disembodied head of jesus christ on my bicep." (credit:Chris Crinkle/Big Dogz Ink )