Orange Is The New Black Makeover: How To Use Chocolate And Jelly Beans As Makeup

How To Give Yourself An OITNB Makeover Using Chocolate And Jelly Beans
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Ever wondered how the Orange is the New Black cast manage to still rock some fierce beauty looks with a strict cosmetics ban?

Celebrity makeup artist Jamie Greenberg reveals that the prison commissary is not just for snacks, you can also create a whole beauty look with the products on sale!

In her new commissary makeover YouTube video, Greenberg shows you how to improvise using household staples, with pretty impressive (and hilarious results)...

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The LA-based artist, who has worked with Kaley Cuoco, Rashida Jones, Anna Faris, Jaime King - to name but a few, shows fans how to get a full face of makeup using Pepto-Bismol as blusher, ice tea powder as a chic lip stain, hot chocolate for a bronzed glow and jelly beans for a feline flick of black eyeliner.

Greenberg shows off her cut-price look to the camera before signing off with the quip: "Stay out of jail, but if you are in jail you still can be beautiful."

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Will you be trying this at home?

'Orange Is The New Black': Your Guide To The Slang
'SHU'(01 of14)
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sh-oo (noun)Abbreviation of 'secure housing unit', where prisoners are sent for solitary confinement, should their behaviour get out of hand (or, in Piper's case, should she choose to dance to Kelis's 'Milkshake' with a fellow inmate). (credit:Netflix)
'Dandelion'(02 of14)
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dan-dee-lye-on (noun)A term of endearment for your prison wife, particularly if she - like Piper - is "pretty and yellow". (credit:wifflegif/Netflix)
'Shot'(03 of14)
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shot (noun)A write-up from a guard, for an inmate's bad behaviour. Nothing to do with tequila, unfortunately. (credit:Netflix)
'The Golden Girls'(04 of14)
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thuh-goh-l-den-ger-ls (noun)Not just an entertaining sitcom from the 1980s, also the name for a group of elderly inmates. (credit:Netflix)
'Pornstache'(05 of14)
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porns-tash (noun)Derogatory term for a corrupt prison officer, whose facial hair looks like it belongs in 1970s pornography. (credit:chapman-and-vause.tumblr.com)
'Pie-Throw'(06 of14)
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pye-throe (verb)The ultimate act of commitment, when you want to prove to the world that somebody is your prison wife. (credit:Netflix)
'Lesbianing'(07 of14)
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lezz-bee-ann-ing (verb)The act of being a lesbian, as coined by Pennsatucky. (credit:fyeahorangeisthenewblack.tumblr.com/Netflix)
'Knifes'(08 of14)
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nye-fs (verb)Not to be confused with 'knifes (noun)', which - as pointed out by Big Boo here - is not a word. (credit:Netflix)
'Gaggle'(09 of14)
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gah-gul (noun)The collective term for a group of nuns. (credit:Netflix)
Chicken(10 of14)
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chi-kun (noun)The ultimate symbol of hope... or, arguably, boredom. (credit:Netflix)
Toy Story(11 of14)
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toy-storr-eee (noun)As told by Morella, a film about "a cowboy, and he's like 'the king of the castle', and then this astronaut shows up, and he tries to take over. So the cowboy attempts to murder him, but instead, the astronaut is held hostage by this evil psychopath, and the cowboy has to rescue him". O...K. (credit:Netflix)
Duct Tape(12 of14)
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duc-tay-p (noun)Not just for taping up wires and 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' fun, duct tape can also help you fashion a fetching pair of prison sandals, modeled here by the incomparable Laverne Cox. (credit:wifflegif.com/OINTB)
'Taco Night'(13 of14)
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tak-koh-nye-t (noun)The light at the end of a very dark tunnel. (credit:thefw.com/Netflix)
'Taylor Swift'(14 of14)
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tay-lerr-siff-t (noun)Probably not what you want to be called when you're trying to look tough in front of your new fellow inmates. Good pop star, though... (credit:Jason Merritt/LP5 via Getty Images)