People Reveal The Strangest Compliments They've Ever Received

'You have the face I make on The Sims.'
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People on Reddit have been revealing the strangest compliments they’ve ever received and it seems we could all do with a lesson in how to praise others.

From bizarre compliments on their appearances to people pointing out how they smell, here’s what they had to say.

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“Multiple times I have been told I have nice knees.”

 

“You have the face I make on The Sims.”

 

“The first compliment I ever received from a girl was ‘wow, you have news anchor eyebrows’.”

″‘You’re the most normal IT guy we’ve ever had.’ This came from the HR manager at a marketing company I worked at. What’s funny is that I was a software developer, but the company lumped all the ‘computer people’ together and just called us ‘IT guys’.”

“You look like a meerkat. In a good way.”

 

“Two guys were smoking outside of a restaurant as I was leaving with my daughter. One of the guys gestures to my daughter and said to the other guy, ‘that’s what your kid would look like if your wife was pretty’.”

 

″‘You’re like the scarecrow.’ This kid I taught in preschool said this about me on our last day of school. Later his mum told me he said this because he was going to miss me the most of all, like Dorothy missed the scarecrow in the ‘Wizard of Oz.’”

 

“As a guy, I’ve had an abnormal amount of both men and women describe me as pretty. Which I guess is a good thing.”

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“You have a huge head but it’s not ugly. It looks nice.”

 

“You’re not beautiful, but you can fake it perfectly.”

 

“You’re someone I’d want to see right before I die.″


″‘Your legs go all the way up to your ass!’ No shit, Sherlock!”

″‘You always smell like fresh laundry’. Thanks? Is this attractive? Are you looking for a woman that knows how to do laundry? It wouldn’t bother me this much except I’ve been told this by four different guys and a few girls.”

11 Outrageous Oft-Forgotten Dating Shows
Playing It Straight(01 of11)
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It all seemed like a bit of a laugh at the time, but in hindsight, a reality series based entirely around whether you can guess if a group of men are gay or straight is guilty of perpetuating stereotypes at best and outright homophobic at worst.

The show ran for one series in 2005 with June Sarpong, only to be revived a full seven years later, this time with Jameela Jamil at the helm.
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There's Something About Miriam(02 of11)
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Of course, that's nothing compared to Sky's There's Something About Miriam, during which the titular Miriam chose a match from a variety of suitors, only to drop the bombshell at the end that she is transgender.

The men in question played along on camera, but prior to the series' airdate, they collectively tried to sue Sky, alleging conspiracy to commit sexual assault, defamation, breach of contract, and personal injury in the form of psychological and emotional damage.

Wow.

In 2019, it was announced that the show's star Miriam Rivera had died at the age of 38.
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I Wanna Marry Harry(03 of11)
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The premise of this completely ridiculous show was that a group of women were flown to the UK, where they competed for the affections of a man they were led to believe was Prince Harry.

As you can see, the man in question was not Prince Harry, but a rather dubious lookalike. As the contestants figured out fairly quickly.

Eventual winner Kimberly Birch later hit out at the show, claiming the girls were manipulated into thinking they were just being paranoid when they voiced their doubts to producers, who even went as far as urging them to speak to a fake therapist for reassurance.

Surprisingly dark, for a seemingly frivolous dating show based around the fact that "marry" rhymes with "Harry".
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Baggage(04 of11)
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A dating show (for some reason hosted by Gok Wan) that revolved around contestants putting their worst foot forward, by exposing their most annoying habits and airing their dirty laundry on national television.

We can't think why this didn't work as a format, tbh.
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The X Effect(05 of11)
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The premise of this bizarre American show is that a couple would be treated to a luxury weekend for two. The only downside? You have to spend it with your ex, rather than your current partner.

At the end of the show, both halves of the pair choose whether to stick with their current partner or return to their ex.

Brutal... but yes, we probably would tune in if they made a British version.
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Man O Man(06 of11)
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This '90s show gave the female contestants all the power.

In each round, the women would be presented with a line-up of men, and if they didn't like what they saw... they pushed them in a swimming pool behind them.

A simple – but no doubt satisfying – format.
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The Cougar(07 of11)
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Exactly what it sounds like, but what was particularly special about this was show was the way the eponymous cougar would whittle down her suitors.

The "Kiss-Off" would see Stacey Anderson, the cougar in question, kiss a hopeful either on the lips or cheek, depending on whether she wanted him to stay or go.

Biblical.
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Married By America(08 of11)
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Sort of a Married At First Sight-meets-American Idol affair, viewers at home paired up the couples, who then immediately became engaged, via a public vote.

They then moved to a ranch for a three-week period, where they were eliminated one by one. Eventually, none of the couples chose to follow through with their engagement and actually tie the knot, rendering the whole thing totally pointless.

Money well spent.
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The Littlest Groom(09 of11)
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After just two episodes, and a whoooole lot of negative reaction from viewers, The Littlest Groom - which centred on 4'5" Glen Foster's quest for love - was cancelled in 2004. (credit:Fox)
Chains Of Love(10 of11)
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As the title suggests, this show revolved around one "Picker", who found themselves chained to four prospective dates for four straight days (all at the same time) while cameras filmed their every move.

Each night, the "Picker" would cut one perspective date until only one was left, with whom they would then share a hefty cash prize.
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The Ultimate Merger(11 of11)
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A show that saw Apprentice US star Omarosa on the lookout for The One. To help her is everyone's favourite matchmaker, Donald Trump, who helped choose her initial shortlist.

Because who would you want playing Cupid more than the always-tasteful Mr Rational himself, Donald J Trump?

Frankly, we're surprised he even bothered pursuing the presidency, when he'd have so obviously nailed a matchmaking career.
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