Hilarious Video Shows The Ridiculous Things Parents Find Themselves Saying
The Ridiculous Things Parents Find Themselves Saying
Amy Packham— The Huffington Post UK
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A hilarious video documenting the strange, ridiculous and just downright weird things parents say has had us all in stitches.
Comedy duo Tripp and Tyler created: "Poo-Poo Parents Say" as a tribute to those odd phrases you find yourself telling your kids on a daily basis.
"Don't make me count to three"; "Get your finger out of your bottom"; "Do not put your tongue on that" and "go ask your mum", were a few of our favourites.
Oh... and there's a lot of toilet talk in there, too.
Watch the video above and let us know how many of the phrases you've said.
[In the supermarket] “Mummmy? I need a weeeee.”“But you had a wee before we came out.”[With great urgency] “Need a WEEEEEEEEE!”[10 minutes later, shopping abandoned, supermarket traversed, cubicle awaited, trousers/pants removed, child balanced on toilet]“So? Are you going to do a wee?”“No.” (credit:Alamy )
(02 of10)
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“Mummy? Make scramble egg?”[Spend 15 minutes helping child break eggs and stir them VERY slowly until partially mixed. Wipe egg off all kitchen surfaces. Spend 15 minutes helping child stir eggs in warm pan until eggs are massively overcooked]“Right, time to eat your scrambled egg!”“Want CocoPops.” (credit:Alamy )
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“Come on QUCKLY please! We're really late.”[Child goes into slow motion mode. Or worse, bends double, hangs arms to floor, and goes into robot which has lost power mode]
(05 of10)
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“Swings, mummy! Swings, mummy! SWINGS, MUMMY!”[Concede child needs fresh air and exercise. Dress child appropriately. Attach child's coat. Attach child's wellies. Ensure child has a wee. Pack essential snacks and juice. Put on own coat and shoes… discover child asleep on sofa]
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“Mummy, PLAY HIDE SEEK! Pleeeeease!”“Okay, you count, I'll hide.”[10 minutes later, emerge from behind kitchen door to find child has forgotten all about hide and seek and is looking at a book] (credit:Alamy )
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(08 of10)
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[Exit lounge to go to the loo. Return to find entire room covered in flour. Recognise hysteria bubbling up through torso at sight of completely white child/sofa/carpet…]“I luff you, mummy!”“………… [deeeeep breath] I love you, too.” (credit:Alamy )
(09 of10)
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“Mummy, this your glasses?”“Yes you know you're not supposed to touch…”[SNAP! ?#@*&%!!!] (credit:Alamy)
(10 of10)
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“Mummmy? Biscuit please?”[Hand over packet of biscuits with instruction to take just one.Child drops packet of biscuits twice.]“Not this one, iss broken. Not this one, iss broken. Not this one, iss broken. Not this one, iss broken…” (credit:Alamy )