The 'Sexy' Halloween Fancy Dress Costumes Which Really Shouldn't Exist (PICTURES)

The 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes Which Really Shouldn't Exist (PICTURES)
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So, you've got tickets to the student union's Halloween night, now all you have to decide on is what to wear.

While some are happy to embrace coating themselves in fake blood and donning fangs, we realise others perhaps want to look a tad, er, "sexier". And, for those of you, we implore you to please stay away from these: the "sexy" Halloween costumes which really should not exist.

Women's Versions Of Men's Costumes
Ron Burgundy From 'Anchorman'(01 of13)
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For when wearing pants or just dressing as Veronica Corningstone is out of the question. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Sheriff Rick Grimes From 'The Walking Dead'(02 of13)
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Not even the female characters on the show would wear heels or mini skirts. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Beetlejuice(03 of13)
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...If he were a pirate's girlfriend. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Harry & Lloyd From 'Dumb & Dumber'(04 of13)
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These costumes are fine from the waist up, but they just had to go with the go-go boots. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Any Ghostbuster(05 of13)
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The hot pants and cleavage are ridiculous enough, but the most insulting part of this costume is probably the baseball hat. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
V From 'V For Vendetta'(06 of13)
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Who needs a Guy Fawkes mask when you've got short shorts and thigh-high boots? (credit:Spirit Halloween)
'Star Wars' Characters Other Than Princess Leia(07 of13)
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If you want to be a sexy "Star Wars" character, you can't go wrong with Princess Leia and her gold bikini. If you want to be Chewbacca, you should probably at least wear pants. (credit:Yandy)
Willy Wonka(08 of13)
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You know what wasn't missing from Gene Wilder's costume? A pleated skirt. (credit:Yandy)
Kato(09 of13)
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The Green Hornet's sidekick, ladies and gentlemen. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Harry Potter(10 of13)
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She would have dressed up as Hermione but that would require wearing a sweater. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
'Wild Thing' From 'Major League'(11 of13)
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For the woman who wants to dress up as a Charlie Sheen character in a movie from about 25 years ago, but doesn't want to wear a full shirt. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Freddy Krueger From 'A Nightmare On Elm Street'(12 of13)
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Don't worry, they put Jason in a dress, too. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle(13 of13)
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If this is Donatello, I really don't want to know what the female version of Splinter looks like. (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)