25/07/2014 08:41 BST | Updated 24/09/2014 06:59 BST

Top 20 Songs to Breast Pump To

Sticking a sucker on your breast and squeezing the milk out, is not the most fun job you'll do as a mum. Yet it's often a necessary task. So, when I recently found myself 'getting my pump on', I fancied some musical inspiration. I remembered when my beloved dad (an award-winning national newspaper journalist) used to come up with pun-filled 'pop charts' at the Daily Star. That was in 1990s - before iTunes! I asked a few kind friends and we have put together the ultimate entertainment playlist, for your pumping pleasure. Now that's what I call booby...

1) Express Yourself, Madonna

2) Pump It Up, Danzel

3) Orinoco Flow, Enya

4) Pump Up The Volume, Marrs

5) Baby Love, Diana Ross

6) Milkshake, Kelis

7) The Size Of A Cow, The Wonder Stuff

8) Pump It, Black Eyed Peas

9) Milk It, Nirvana

10) You're My Breast Friend, Queen

11) We Want The Pump, Parliament

12) Mother's Little Helper, The Rolling Stones

13) Pump It Up, Elvis Costello & The Attractions

14) Have A Drink On Me, AC/DC

15) You're The Breast Thing That Ever Happened To Me, Gladys Knight

16) One For My Baby (And One More For The Road), Frank Sinatra

17) Pump Up The Jam, Technotronic

18) The Breast Is Yet To Come, Donald Lawrence & The Tri-City Singers

19) We Can Work It Out, The Beatles

20) Let It Go, Frozen Soundtrack

Also consider anything by Squeeze or S-Express. Or Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull's On The Floor ("pump it up and back it up like a Tonka truck").