21/01/2014 10:53 GMT | Updated 23/03/2014 05:59 GMT

Five Urban Dictionary Definitions That You Totally Need to Know

Urban Dictionary, a web-based dictionary that contains more than seven million definitions as of 2 March 2013, is the site to turn to when expanding your vocabulary when the Oxford Dictionary is rendered useless.

Here are five new definitions that will make all the kids jelly. Just make sure you don't try to spell any if you ever make it on to Countdown, as there's a small chance Rachel Riley won't have heard of them.



As made famous by South Park, cheesing is indeed the art of sniffing your cat's urine in the hopes of getting high. Nice to know what your son may be up to while you're at work isn't it?

Kansas City Shuffle


Kansas City Shuffle is based on misdirection. So in case you don't wish to get your neck snapped by Bruce Willis, don't look left the next time your friend points to something.

Office Rage


"Has anyone got a printer we can use so we can print a page saying 'this printer is now called Bob Marley because it's always jammin?' Oh wait, of course, that printer is jammed too"


Here's an idea: Ban all uses of media devices at concerts! What's the point going to watch a band to watch the band through your phone/camera? Actually watch the band through your eyes!

Uncle Kippy

Uncle Kippy is definitely a nice way of putting this. If we had our way we would need a bleep machine.

For more funny, disturbing words and phrases, visit funny Urban Dictionary definitions. Just a heads up: Some of the phrases and words aren't what you would call safe for work.