15/05/2012 06:25 BST | Updated 14/07/2012 06:12 BST

Sound Effects on a Plane

The first crush I ever had, before Pamela Anderson, was Sergeant Debbie Callahan, from the Police Academy films. Those films also stick in my mind because of the character of Jones. Not because I also had a crush on him, but because, as a five year old, watching a man make lots of sound effects with his mouth was HILARIOUS.

So it was a nice surprise when I bumped into him the other day on an aeroplane, where we shared a bottle of wine, and I sort of wished Sergeant Debbie Callahan was also with us.

Michael's on tour now. Find out if his mouth is making noises in a town near you: