19/09/2016 16:00 BST | Updated 20/09/2016 10:20 BST

Christopher Kane Tried To Make Crystal-Studded Crocs Happen At London Fashion Week

They're never going to happen.

Christopher Kane’s SS17 show at London Fashion Week proved many things: Kane’s embellished dresses are still the sexiest around, florals for spring will never get old, and... no one can make Crocs cool.

That’s right, the Scottish designer tried to truss up Crocs by covering them with crystals. And people were having none of it.


Just no.

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So. Much. No.

Even the fashion week FROW crowd were unimpressed:

Oh yeah, and guests were also treated to a prayer on arrival.

Can we pray for no more Crocs, ever?

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