20/10/2016 16:00 BST | Updated 20/10/2016 16:10 BST

A 'Cooking With Semen' Class Is Coming To London

Giving 'jerk chicken' a whole new meaning.

A “cooking with semen” class is coming to the UK for Londoners with a strong stomach.

The gag-inducing unusual class is set to be held in a location in Shoreditch, provided at least 30 people sign up to participate.

The session is currently being advertised on Wonderush - a subscription platform that offers vouchers and updates on local classes and experiences.

Those brave enough to attend will be taught how to make “Victoria spooge cake” and “jerk chicken”.

If that doesn’t sound appetising enough, you’ll be able to wash the lot down with “Schlong Island iced tea”. 

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The proposed class will run on a BYOS (Bring Your Own Semen) basis, with individuals learning to make dishes using their own, or their partner’s, semen.

“The health benefits of semen have long been debated, but for the first time ever, amateur chefs will be taught how to use it as a cooking ingredient in appetisers, mains, desserts and drinks,” the advert reads.

Perhaps surprisingly, cooking with semen isn’t a new concept.

Back in 2011 Paul ‘Fotie’ Photenhauer proudly oversaw the publication of ‘Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes’ and created his own list of cocktails using the “man-made” ingredient. 

Commenting on the latter he said: “If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen – I mean, it’s your semen.

“Then I started thinking about it. People eat all kinds of weird shit. Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. Semen is… at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.”

Commenting on the new class renowned sex educator Alix Fox, who said: “While the idea of bringing cum into the kitchen will doubtless appall many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.”

Meanwhile Wonderush founder Nelson added: “I know some people will find this hard to swallow, but the idea of cooking with semen isn’t as farfetched as one might think.

“Wonderush is all about giving people unique classes and experiences, and although our usual classes are somewhat tamer, this should give people a taste of our sense of humour.” 

If creating recipes made from semen sounds like your thing, you can register your interest for the class on the Wonderush website.

Thanks but no thanks. 

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