But these days, you’re having to keep it on stricter lockdown than your LinkedIn page, because your parents have joined Facebook.
Here are 9 things you can only relate to if your parents are on social media.
1. The endless questions.
2. The inappropriate public comments.
3. The extreme overshare.
4. The confusion over how this whole thing works.
5. The fear when someone tags you in a photo from last night.