There’s no easy way to say this so we’re just going go ahead and say it.
Football legend Eric Cantona has posted a video on Instagram showing a man smashing an egg with his erect penis.
No one is exactly sure why, but it definitely has happened.
If you really, really want to watch it then you can view it here. (UPDATE: The video has now been deleted)
Otherwise we’ll try and explain it as best we can.
It begins with Cantona’s face. So far so normal....
It then pans down to an iPad upon which is a video of an unidentified man with a egg perched on his abs. Almost normal, except for the distinct lack of penis.
Then... well then a penis appears and smashes the egg.
Again, we have no idea why this exists but suffice to say Twitter is in meltdown.
HuffPost UK will update you if this situation is ever explained.