Flatmate Horror Stories Will Make You Thankful Yours Only Steal Your Milk

@TaxonomyCat Someone decided we should stop doing communal food because "it wasn't working" then stole all our food

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

Also had a flatmate who would hide in the garden and watch you through cracks in the bedroom curtains/bathroom window, whispering in German

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster also my bf lived w. a flatmate who fed the house from a sack of rice he kept in the garden

— Anna Coatman (@AnnaCoatman) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster it was in the garden because IT HAD HATCHED A SWARM OF MOTHS

— Anna Coatman (@AnnaCoatman) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster she vomited in the (only) sink, blocked it, then went to stay at her boyfriend's for two days. Then refused to pay for plumber.

— Martha Ashby (@miashby) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster didn't clean his teeth for first 6 weeks of house share. Urinated in cans @ night and left them around his room b/c lazy.

— badly drawn bee (@soapachu) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster after reading the replies I feel very lucky saying I only found a... *sighs* glass of... semen in the kitchen sink.

— Ellen Murray (@ellenfromnowon) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster Worst flat mate used to leave litter/waste food in the fridge when the bin was full, rather than empty it. Eurghh.

— Dispossession (@velvetjoyltd) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster woke up to find flatmate sitting on chair in my room. She said she liked to watch me sleep. #worstflatmatestories

— Clarke Jones (@Clarkeyboy_) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster Didn't pay any rent, faked three break-ins and then disappeared after he shat all over the sofa after a night out.

— Sibley The Best (@Goldfishwars) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster one of mine walked round naked from the waist down in a dental smock eating tinned sardines all the time

— Gherkinette (@gherkinette) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster Probably the chemsex couple who would invite all sorts of random people back for their weekend long 'parties' in their room.

— Paul (@paul_o_neill) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster Had a row with his gf, chased her out and the next day EXORCISED THE FLAT WITH HOLY WATER. They didn't even break up.

— John (@JM_Underwood) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night, run down to kitchen to find housemate burning a teddy bear that her ex gave her

— Ruby (@rubyl0ve) May 30, 2016

@DawnHFoster went on ket benders from Friday to Sunday. Often to be found on all fours under the coffee table during Antiques Roadshow

— Jessie Burton (@jesskatbee) May 30, 2016